tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post4108542474471124250..comments2024-02-24T03:37:22.662-05:00Comments on Seth Curry Saves Duke!: Kyrie, Bro, We'll Never Forgive YouSPRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03786996249022843460noreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-8509864525702181842011-04-11T19:08:48.402-04:002011-04-11T19:08:48.402-04:00Shane, I don't know what's more awesome; t...Shane, I don't know what's more awesome; this blog post, or all these outraged folks that don't realize that this is satire of a Chronicle column. Keep up the good work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-20528978189943063842011-04-11T13:12:40.084-04:002011-04-11T13:12:40.084-04:00I love hearing people write too...it's very re...I love hearing people write too...it's very relaxing...especially that rhythmic writing style of Shane's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-88892205511523980462011-04-10T13:35:12.460-04:002011-04-10T13:35:12.460-04:00This was so fucking funny. I am a Duke student, an...This was so fucking funny. I am a Duke student, and I love hearing you write; you totally get the Duke experience and dealing with Duke haters. Just got back from my top medical school visit. Tons of Dukies there. And yeah, everyone notices us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-84897156216439251762011-04-08T15:32:18.513-04:002011-04-08T15:32:18.513-04:00I liked the Chronicle's satire better. When yo...I liked the Chronicle's satire better. When you can pick up that it's satire, that's a plus. When it's not 5,000 words, that too is a plus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-59181124440093693292011-04-08T15:29:22.151-04:002011-04-08T15:29:22.151-04:00The post was hilarious. But, the comments are hil...The post was hilarious. But, the comments are hilarious-er. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-49611161468693639002011-04-08T14:28:42.127-04:002011-04-08T14:28:42.127-04:00Hello sanfransoxfan,
As some1 who didtn go to dook...Hello sanfransoxfan,<br />As some1 who didtn go to dook (I go to Carolina), I will be insreting sevral mispellingz and gramatcle errers to prove my intelectual inferiorty to u. U have sucessfuly proven that while most dookies arent ignoramuses to the point of the so-called "author" of this satier, they r still mostly dooshes. Cleerly, my unableness to rite cleerly should attibuted to my desision not to atend skool in derm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-26980143943218869742011-04-08T10:30:55.745-04:002011-04-08T10:30:55.745-04:00Andy Kaufman!Andy Kaufman!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-62539903856494694082011-04-08T09:38:53.852-04:002011-04-08T09:38:53.852-04:00Parody AND satire in the same week!
I hope today&...Parody AND satire in the same week!<br /><br />I hope today's post is an allegory. And, I hope it involves cute little kitties. Meow.<br /><br />~SeanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-37729770936218072652011-04-08T09:31:01.757-04:002011-04-08T09:31:01.757-04:00This piece is clearly satire. Poorly done satire. ...This piece is clearly satire. Poorly done satire. Very poorly done. Pathetic in many ways. Just because it qualifies as satire doesn't make it good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-57717459674247038502011-04-08T09:27:19.200-04:002011-04-08T09:27:19.200-04:00Was 100 comments the goal? Congrats all around.Was 100 comments the goal? Congrats all around.NastyEmunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-19517175289918772702011-04-08T02:07:29.981-04:002011-04-08T02:07:29.981-04:00"Anonymous said...
To the writer and 'Max..."Anonymous said...<br />To the writer and 'Max'...<br />I guess your right it is 'working'.<br />You are truly the Duke alumni that are shameful. I am rich as shit and my whole fucking family went to Duke...<br /><br />April 7, 2011 10:33 AM"<br /><br />Yeah, right...how did even you pass high school English (hint: it's "you're")Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-67312107965364763242011-04-08T00:09:11.834-04:002011-04-08T00:09:11.834-04:00Thanks for all of this. First Elton Brand, now Ky...Thanks for all of this. First Elton Brand, now Kyrie! I can't wait to email this page to Shabazz Muhammed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-67103455952627973072011-04-07T22:36:51.946-04:002011-04-07T22:36:51.946-04:00This was so fucking funny. Honestly, I think a lot...This was so fucking funny. Honestly, I think a lot of people who claim to be Duke alumni who are outraged really aren't duke alumni because duke alumni would be too smart to not understand this. Bravo ShaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-49306552976912042362011-04-07T21:30:33.714-04:002011-04-07T21:30:33.714-04:00For those commenting on Duke alum's inability ...For those commenting on Duke alum's inability to "get it"... um, really? You think they are Duke alums?<br /><br />For those claiming to be Duke alums, whose comments are rife with grammatical errors and misspellings... um, really?<br /><br />For those Duke alums, posing as non-Duke alums who are posing as Duke alums, including the grammatical errors and misspellings... nice! Particularly since it can still be identified, somehow.<br /><br />Shane, tons of fun. Love the post, and the comments are priceless.sanfransoxfanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00058097803996671735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-12265626035371721112011-04-07T21:01:26.186-04:002011-04-07T21:01:26.186-04:00I assume it's satire, but Duke really is the g...I assume it's satire, but Duke really is the greatest place in the world, and the rest of you can go to hell.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-34329580691457345552011-04-07T20:14:33.842-04:002011-04-07T20:14:33.842-04:00bah ha ha ha amazing.. you're brilliant. i had...bah ha ha ha amazing.. you're brilliant. i had to read it in two parts-- got kicked out of the lib halfway for laughing too goddamn hard. made my day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-71489706394006473112011-04-07T19:24:05.680-04:002011-04-07T19:24:05.680-04:00Max, I had to laugh at that. God forbid a piece of...Max, I had to laugh at that. God forbid a piece of satire mixes truth and fiction, right? That would almost be...satirical!<br /><br />Khalid, I've spent my whole life trying to achieve that level again. Thanks for letting me know I came close.<br /><br />Bluefaced, here you go: http://sethcurrysavesduke.blogspot.com/2011/03/duke-arizona-deja-pre-vu.html<br /><br />-ShaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-20557232846639050032011-04-07T18:56:01.735-04:002011-04-07T18:56:01.735-04:00Anoynmous at 5:34pm, I sure don't want any of ...Anoynmous at 5:34pm, I sure don't want any of the satire you recognize as "good" based on your turgid analysis and broken verbal skills. By using the term "dookie" and claiming the "mix of truth and fiction" is "ruinous", you only expose your own rancid biases and complete inability to rise above them. Your loss.Maxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-34256424841278629972011-04-07T18:54:10.025-04:002011-04-07T18:54:10.025-04:00"when you had the picture of Coach K with the..."when you had the picture of Coach K with the boner."<br /><br />was this photoshopped? because i googled it and nothing provocative came up.<br />the malformed epiglottis comment had me llol.bluefacednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-52611835288985579772011-04-07T18:50:30.283-04:002011-04-07T18:50:30.283-04:00Shane -
This is your best work since your AIM st...Shane - <br /><br />This is your best work since your AIM status messages freshman year.<br /><br />KKKhalidKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10439331615919955487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-31197475755444357242011-04-07T18:42:45.213-04:002011-04-07T18:42:45.213-04:00I can always count on you Shane to brighten my day...I can always count on you Shane to brighten my day. I have always loved the way you expose the idiocies of the unawares. Once again, you shock, cause shortness of breath, and develop outrage. But, most importantly, you make us think, evaluate, and laugh at ourselves. You're brilliant and I am still amazed that your dad and I created you at one of our conjugal visits during his prison term.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-44154400275938883442011-04-07T18:38:10.996-04:002011-04-07T18:38:10.996-04:00I think the saddest part of the liberal-handwringi...I think the saddest part of the liberal-handwringing Duke fans is how spectacularly selfish they all are. In my mind, they're actually worse than the people OPENLY begging Kyrie to stay because they pretend to care about the individual athletes. <br /><br />Saying, "I'm supportive because he's an individual who has got to look out for the best interests of his career and family" is great... so long as it isn't followed by "and in addition, THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO HURT OUR RECRUITING! NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FOR UNGRATEFUL FANS SO LET'S BE SUPPORTIVE NO MATTER WHAT!!!!" That's just disingenuous and happens way more than I would've thought. <br /><br />Any Duke fan who says that they're not at least somewhat disappointed with the decision is totally full of crap. Fans should understand/accept the decision, and they should want Kyrie to be successful. But nobody who likes Duke basketball should have WANTED him to leave. It just doesn't make sense and it's a little condescending if you ask me. Just my two cents I guess. <br /><br />Great piece Shane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-72236379157156394372011-04-07T18:22:28.078-04:002011-04-07T18:22:28.078-04:00It is amazing how people will believe what they wa...It is amazing how people will believe what they want to believe. TomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-54163410451657195482011-04-07T18:07:42.084-04:002011-04-07T18:07:42.084-04:00Just want to pop in to say that the 5-comment stre...Just want to pop in to say that the 5-comment stretch starting with Craig J. and ending with Chris Herron's Sponsor (aside from that second post) are just golden. Great work all around by the regulars, and those 4 coming so close back to back just cracked me up.<br /><br />-ShaneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5974487880746995076.post-3584812916193649142011-04-07T17:53:59.230-04:002011-04-07T17:53:59.230-04:00You forgot to add the part about eating children i...You forgot to add the part about eating children in the cafeteria. :)nycfannoreply@blogger.com