No March Madness Expansion!

Well, not technically true. But they're only expanding to 68 teams instead of the much-feared 96. And next year, every game will be televised live on either CBS, TNT, TBS, or something called TruTV (a station previously dedicated to the life and literature of Truman Capote).

Hurrah for not making an obvious mistake that would alienate your fans, NCAA!


Okay, things are about to go down in Oakland, so I'm gonna rush home to catch at least some of the action. Teixeira will be DH'ing today, because, as Girardi correctly divined, more time to sit and think about the epic slump is exactly what he needs. See you tomorrow.