Halladay We No Scare of You

Tonight, the Yankees face Roy Halladay, American League Cy Young candidate. Andy Pettitte takes the hill for the good guys.

Revel
On,
Yankees.
Halladay
Acts
Like
Lil
Abner
Doing
Aquatic
Yoga.


Robbie
Owns
Your
Heathen
Ass,
Loser.
Let's
All
Dance
And
Yell.


Reject
Old
Yarns
Highlighting
A
Loose
Limbed
Ace
Devouring
Awe-struck
Youth.


Royalty
Overshadows
Yesterday's
Hottest
American
Leaguer.
Live
Another
Day,
Almighty
Yankees.


Reach
Out
Your
Hearts.
Andy's
Lefty
Loops
Always
Deliver.
Advantage,
You-know-who.


Real
Outfielders
Yearn
Heartily
After
Liners.
Limitless
Ability?
Dull
As
Yogurt.


Reminder:
Order
Your
HGH
And
Live
Largeley
After
Deceiving
America,
Yellow-belly.


Rotten
Old
Yams
Have
Aromatic,
Lovely
Luminosity;
Almost
Divine
Around
You.

This man will probably own our souls tonight:

(Another
New
Day,
Yet
People
Expect
The
Trodden,
Inane
Terminus
To
Echo)