TOBACCO ROAD BLUES IS COMING AUGUST 8TH!
Does Joe G's jetpack have corporate sponsorship?
I think Derek needs a mojo boost... perhaps pinstripes for his walker?
PS - there was a time ('07) when some members of RSN commissioned Beckett as "Commander Kick-Ass of the Fuck You Brigade." That was the Commander you saw last night, making a rare appearance. We hope to see him again, but his visits have been fleeting.
Dan, I did not enjoy seeing that last night. I'm loath to give Beckett any credit, so I will reserve my praise until I see it repeated. Plus, I think Gardner and Jeter are almost automatic outs at this point. It's very frustrating. But yeah, if he can pitch like that this season, it won't be long until the Sox are back in business.Carrie, all the corporate sponsors dropped out when I told them the jet pack blows up in panel 4.-Shane
The only solace I found in last night's game was the number of Red Sox baserunners who never scored. (Boston stranded 16 and was only 3 for 14 with men in scoring position.) Oh, and how Joba took care of Youk with the bases loaded; that was nice. But the rest was a terrible way to end the weekend. And I hate losing to Josh "The Walking Expletive" Beckett.
I can't image what you would do if you were a Padres fan. Imagine if you team was made of Derek Jeters (2011 versions of course).