When the historians are researching the history of my blog years from now, today will not be known as "the golden age." The golden age will be the day I post 1,000 pictures of myself re-enacting Derek Jeter's legal battle to keep Florida as his tax shelter. It will be like a Yankee version of Law & Order, except without sound or moving images.
Until then, here's a video I made with some friends a while back. It has a Kinks song. I'm not in it.
If that didn't ruin your day, here's another one I am in, for a brief moment when I'm getting murdered by a picnic table. I made this one with my siblings.
Tomorrow I'm going to talk about sports, I swear.